Sunday, August 7, 2011

So it goes: Saying goodbye to the Wynnewood, Pa, Borders Books and Music

Think what you want, but I will always remember the soon-to-be-closed Borders Books and Music franchise in Wynnewood, PA, fondly. And whereas the store is preparing to close its doors for good in September, according to a store employee, I'm in the midst of a very real grieving process.

You see, I would take a train home from school each day. I loved trains and rush hour traffic is dreadful in these parts, so the whole bit made perfect sense. The best part was that the train, SEPTA's R5 city-bound line, would leave me off at a lovely little train station in Wynnewood, PA. 

There was a Borders directly across the street from the train station. I would wander that Borders for hours upon hours every week, especially during the snowy winter months when sidewalks were clogged with damn, dirty snow and I needed a ride home from Mom. 

And herein lies my affinity for the Wynnewood Borders franchise. 

Back in the glory days of compact discs, Borders was the place I'd get my music. Later, when movies began to matter to me, I went to Borders knowing they'd have the DVD and Blu-Ray titles I sought. As far as books were concerned, I didn't find an author/writer I could relate to until seventh grade. Once I discovered Kurt Vonnegut, though, Borders was the place I'd go to purchase his books. And then I'd purchase the same Vonnegut books again when they were re-released with new, colorful cover art.

After Vonnegut died in spring 2007, I'd always go to his section of the store, but knew I'd come away disappointed. Two volumes of selections of Vonnegut's short stories were released posthumously and I purchased both at Borders.

Borders is now bankrupt. though. All stores have been ordered to sell-out their products at heavily discounted rates. Considering that I'm wrapping up a summer internship at a newspaper and that I'll be heading back to Ohio State for football season shortly thereafter, my trip to Borders last night was likely my last one ever. 

I found the store in a ramshackle state — truly a shell of its former self. And it was sad. Local consumers have descended on the store like swarms of locusts in recent weeks and taken the place apart — literally. 

Talk about "everything must go" — the store is advertising the sale of office supplies, entire book shelves, in-store furniture — everything, all of it. And then there's the more conventional items like books, CD's, DVD's and Blu-Ray, which have also been lifted by the locusts, err, locals. 

All the good stuff was picked over when I arrived on the scene last night. However, I can tell you that a good many copies of "Moby Dick" still remain. There's also a healthy stack of Sarah Palin's "America By Heart" available.

You know, just in case you're interested.

After a quick survey of the store, I dutifully scavenged about in search of items that needed rescuing from the decaying Borders. I was disturbed by the sights during my rescue mission, though — CD cases that had been ripped open and robbed of the discs. Classic novels tossed into bargain bins. And again, enough copies of "Moby Dick" to match the weight of an actual whale. 

Needless to say, I found very little that was worthy of rescuing. I deemed only two items worthy of purchase: Futurama: Season 1, and a re-release of "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee. 

That was it. 

I came upon the worst casualty of my mission when I trudged over to the Vonnegut section and saw that it was all but gone. There were a couple copies of "Cat's Cradle," but that was it.

My Heart ached.

I frantically searched all the neighboring shelves and sections but found nothing. What had previously been my most convenient and comprehensive supply of Kurt Vonnegut books had bled dry during the fall of this Borders franchise.

I really hope the Vonnegut titles were bought by happy people that will realize and enjoy the humor of the books.

Anyway, once I saw that the Vonnegut was gone, I knew I needed to leave. That, or stay and admire what was surely the largest and most impressive collection of identical-looking copies of "Moby Dick" the world has ever seen. 

I'll never again set foot in that Borders. I spent a considerable portion of my life reading, studying and, really, just being happy there, so it stings a bit to see it go. The colors on the walls of the store were warm, the selection of things to read in-store or buy was expansive and I have many fond memories of the place. 

Vonnegut had a saying about death which was popularized after his book, "Slaughterhouse-Five," achieved commercial success. The saying was a callous yet hilariously realistic remark on the passage of time, as well as death. The saying is: "So it goes," and Vonnegut would have spoken it to me if he had accompanied me to Borders last night.

So it goes, indeed. 

-PB 
(I'm tired of typing, I'll edit typographical errors later)       



Saturday, August 6, 2011

Old friends find a way

There isn't sufficient time to retrace every element of the now-simmering rivalry between the Philadelphia Phillies and the defending World Series champion San Francisco Giants. We all remember the bench-clearing brawl that took place in the sixth and decisive game of October's National League Championship Series.

You didn't think the rivalry would end on that brisk, October night when the Giants ended the Phillies' championship hopes and triumphantly marched out of Citizens Bank Park, Warren C. Giles Trophy in-hand, did you?

Suffice it to say that the feud between these "old friends" has been reignited over the last two weeks. And suffice it also to say that everyone, from the players and coaches on the field to the general managers sitting behind mahogany desks, has helped light the fuse.

In fact, the pressure cooker began to burst again during last night's Phillies-Giants game.

Cliff Lee pitched Philadelphia to a 3-0 win against San Francisco on Thursday and the Phillies routed the Giants, 9-2, in the game 2 of this weekend's four-game series.

The action on the field last night may not have been competitive, but there was a sequence of events that provided excitement. That sequence came about in the sixth inning, which produced events that fans from both cities will liken to a prior, err, "conflict" dating back to October's Phillies-Giants playoff series. 

With an 8-2 lead and two outs in the top of the sixth inning last night, Philadelphia center fielder Shane Victorino was hit by a pitch, and he didn't wait until after the game to voice his displeasure.

After being struck by the Ramon Ramirez's pitch, Victorino flipped his bat in disgust and began to move toward the mound. Within seconds, a bench-clearing fracas ensued. 

Giants' catcher Eli Whiteside stepped in front of Victorino whilst bouncing about like a boxer preparing for the opening bell of a title fight. 

Given his demeanor, it was no surprise when the grey-haired Whiteside's child-like excitement got the better of him, and he tackled Phillies' third baseman Placido Polanco to the ground. 

Players from both teams then pushed and shoved each other, though it is unclear if any punches were thrown. Suspensions will almost surely be assessed to the main antagonists of the fight in the coming days. 

More excitement could surface in the remaining two games of the series but regardless of what happens, the Friday brawl is only the most recent indicator of an increasingly fierce Phillies-Giants rivalry. 

San Francisco visited Philadelphia for a three-game series on July 26-28, and won it in convincing fashion, taking 2-of-3 games thanks to dominant pitching performances from Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain. The series loss served to remind Phillies fans that San Francisco remains the defending world champion.

Recently, the general managers of the Phillies and Giants were engaged in a baseball version of a cold war that has added fuel to the Phillies-Giants inferno, as well. 

The Giants struck the first blow of the arms race, acquiring former New York Mets center fielder Carlos Beltran. The transaction was actually completed during the Giants' stay in the City of Brotherly Love. Beltran, of course, has spent recent years embroiled in a separate rivalry with the Phillies as a member of the Metropolitans — his presence on the Giants' roster adds familiar yet fresh spice and appeal to the Phillies-Giants rivalry. 

The Phillies had second-strike capability, though.

After being beaten by both San Fransisco's players and its general manager,  Phillies' general manager Ruben Amaro Jr. struck a deal that brought former Houston Astros' outfielder Hunter Pence to Philadelphia.

Pence has had a handful of timely hits in his short time in Philadelphia. No doubt the most appropriate of Pence's hits with the Phillies were home runs he hit in each of the first two games of the current Giants' series.

Since acquiring Pence, the Phillies have tallied an eight-game winning streak, amassed a 73-39 record and an 8.5 game lead in the NL East. San Francisco (62-51) maintains a slim, .5 game lead in the NL West, having lost seven of its last 10 games.

Current records and head-to-head match-ups aside, there is plenty of baseball remaining in the 2011 regular season. Fans should expect the two teams to keep tabs on each other between now and the beginning of the playoffs.

Yes, both will be glancing at the out-of-town scoreboards in stadia across the country to see how their rival is fairing. Maybe they'll even check newspaper box scores, too. 

You know, just a check up — old friends will sometimes engage in these types of activities. 

After the final out of Sunday's game is recorded at AT&T Park, not only will the Phillies-Giants series have concluded, but the two teams won't be scheduled to meet again in 2011.

But as old friends often do, the Phillies and Giants could arrange a future meeting. They'll have to compare date-books but I think they're both free the second week of October.  


Below is an interesting hypothetical that allows for a comparison of the Phillies, Giants and other top, NL clubs: 

Had Major League Baseball realigned its leagues and eliminated divisional play for the 2011 season, the Phillies would be the National League leaders. The Giants would be No. 4 in the league and trail Philadelphia by 11.5 games. The top-five in a realigned National League would look like this:
         TEAM        RECORD    GB
1. Philadelphia — 73-39     —  —
2. ATL             — 65-48     —  8.5
3. Milwaukee   — 63-50     — 10.5
4. SF               — 62-51     — 11.5
5. AZ               — 61-51     — 12.0


(statistics based on game results through Aug. 5).



— Pat Brennan
This work was published by me, independent of any media outlet that I am formally associated with and/or employed by. 











Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Real Salt Lake = American Pride

An American soccer team from Major League Soccer — Real Salt Lake — will be competing against Monterrey of the Mexican Primera Division in the first game of a home-and-away series to decide the winner of the 2010-11 CONCACAF Champions League.

Real Salt Lake has already made history by becoming the first MLS team to advance to the Champions League final. But they want more, they've stated that since February — they want to win. I want more and I want them to win — I'm stating that right now. 

And you should want them to win too.

Let me first remind you that, as soccer becomes increasingly popular in America, European teams are coming to our country during the summer months for pre-season training. They play "friendly" games against MLS teams. Though these are practice games for the European teams, the games mean everything to the American teams and their fans. Massive stadiums fill to the brim with frenzied American fans who wish to see the world-reknowned giants of European football take on American teams. The gulf in talent between European and America clubs, though shrinking, is usually evident throughout these practice games.

Now let me explain the purpose of the CONCACAF Champions League. 

CONCACAF is a "soccer region" of the world as determined by FIFA. CONCACAF countries come from North and Central America, as well as the Caribbean. Another FIFA "soccer region" that you're probably more familiar with is UEFA, the confederation of footballing nations in Europe.

Every soccer region's Champions League tournament is fed by domestic league and cup winners. So, Real Salt Lake has been competing in this edition of the Champions League by virtue of being MLS champs in 2009. Seattle Sounders FC, another American team that competed in the CONCACAF Champions League but was eliminated a while ago, qualified by winning the United State Open Cup. Most countries also have an "open" cup tournament that, like the name suggests, is open to almost every organized professional, semiprofessional, or amateur team. Eventually, the smaller teams get massacred by the pro clubs but its a charming idea that, in theory, a team comprised of part-time construction workers and school teachers with enough skill and luck could play against a pro team. Anyway, there's many ways to get into the Champions League in THIS region.

UEFA's Champions League is the most popular sporting tournament in the world and is sometimes viewed as an end in itself by European clubs. By that I mean that while there is technically a higher tournament to reach and win, winning the UEFA Champions League would satisfy most European players and their fans. For a generation. 

But the higher tournament of which I speak — the highest tournament of them all — is called the FIFA Club World Cup. The Club World Cup is fed by each soccer region's Champions League tournament winner.

Real Salt Lake will begin its CONCACAF Champions League Final tonight against Monterrey at the intimidating Estadium Tecnologico with a berth in the FIFA Club World Cup at stake. After tonight's game, RSL will return to Sandy, UT, on April 27, for the second and final game of the championship series. The team the best combined score in the two games will hoist the winner's trophy in Utah (in the event of a tie-breaker, the team that scored more goals as the road team is the winner. If that too is tied, they'll take penalty kicks to decide the winner, if I'm not mistaken.

I'll give you a second to think about the various things I've said in the post and how they connect...

If you can't make the connections, then allow me to help. 

In short, no American club team has ever played against meaningful European competition. Ever. If RSL  defeats Monterrey to advance to the Club World Cup... haha... well the rest of the world would be forced to call an American soccer club one of the best in the world. 

And the thing about the rest of the world, especially England, snubbing its collective nose at American soccer clubs is that they are protected from a losing their self-proclaimed reputation as "the best footballing nations" because, well, they don't play American clubs in meaningful games where trophies are on the line. 

Tonight's game in Monterrey is the yet another step in RSL's head-turning journey through the CONCACAF Champions League. Some pundits suggest that, since Monterrey has hit a run of low form lately, RSL may be able to leave Estadio Tecnologica with a draw, or dare I suggest a win. 

If RSL wins the Champions League.... who knows, we could be watching an American club competing against the likes of Manchester United or FC Barcelona for a trophy. 

And this is getting way ahead of myself...but suppose RSL rips a trophy out of the hands of one of the European giants and brings it home to the States? 

The 2011 FIFA Club World Cup will be staged in Japan. That's a long way from Estadio Tecnologico. The path for an American club to join the party has never been more clear though. 

Thursday, April 14, 2011

"Tear it Down"

These were the famous words of 80s hair/metal band Def Leppard — "tear it down, there's gotta be a better way..."

("...all night long...")

The parenthetical portion of the lyrics to this song aren't relevant.

What is relevant is that I'm thinking about just buying up this domain name and shutting the site down for a while. I want the domain name, its a great name, I plan on using it in the future.

I'm not attacking this blog in a professional manner. First of all, its a waste of time. This blog isn't an accredited media outlet, I can't get press passes to go cover sports and post my writings on this blog. So, what the hell am I really doing? The unedited ramblings I've been posting do not serve me in a positive way. Speaking strictly for myself and not you necessarily, the whole practice of maintaining a blog like this is detracting from the brand/image I'm trying to construct of myself.

This could be the last post for this awful blog. Dan Cat from The Lantern once told me that blogs like these are "a useful exercise," and I agree. But only under the right supervision or coupled with the right intentions. For me, I can only do damage to my personal brand, whatever that is brand is.

Pat Out.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Let it be known

I want to go on record about this amazing stream of consciousness that was just birthed in my head.

Today's date is March 19. I'm not sure exactly what time it is because I set all my clocks 15-20 minutes fast so that I get to class on time. It's roughly 4:45 a.m. though.

I just had a dream about the Ohio State men's basketball team winning the national championship.

That's all. I just wanted to let the record show that I may have known that was coming all along.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Good Morning

There are more people walking about on the Oval at 4 a.m. than you'd probably think.

I found that out this morning while walking home from my good friend's apartment flat-style dorm room after five hours of studying for a final we'll be taking later today.

It was a pleasant walk. Not too cold, birds were chirping. The papers hadn't been delivered to the Lantern paper boxes around campus yet. I took stock of how many lighted windows appeared in the dormitories as I passed them on Woodruff. There were a good many lit windows.

They were probably lit for the same reason that I was walking down a deserted street at 4 a.m.

My friend and I, we didn't come close to making good use of the five hours of studying. To be fair, it should have been six hours of studying but all the coffee houses were full or closing (it was late) and we spent a good chunk of time meandering on High Street.

When we finally got to studying back at his place, we frequently digressed with conversations that had nothing to do with our work. It was fun though. Anything to distract from the anxiety of finals week.

Some day I will hold a degree in my hand and that will be a joyous moment in my life. But even on that day —and perhaps that day more than any other— you or any person will be hard-pressed to convince me of the logic and value of a traditional collegiate examination/final. So much emphasis is placed on a single two-hour period of your life and I don't get it. I realized the madness of finals week as my friend and I neared his dormitory and we stressed about how the result of today's final will impact the rest of our lives.

The thing is, regardless of how my friend and I do on our final later today, I think it should have very little to do with the rest of our lives.

True, tests and classes and quizzes and group projects — these are all ways of measuring a person's ability. Some companies won't ever consider a prospective employee who didn't attend a certain school, take certain classes, and achieve certain grades. And that is fine. Companies like that have probably achieved success in their field by using that hiring formula for many decades. I'm just not sold on how a single mark in a single class can have so much impact.

Maybe I'm being an apologist for me and people like me who may have not always tested well. But come now, think about all the stress you feel during finals week. Think about your roommate freshman year who was crying in the corner of your dorm room because of finals week. Think about how you drank to excess after finals week was over to free yourself from the stress. Think about the all-nighters you pulled to get the job done during finals week so that Mom and Dad would still pay for your books the next quarter.

Is that "real life?"Are those the experiences employers want their prospective employees to have coming out of college?

Maybe that is the expectation.

Either way, I guess we'll all have those experiences to speak of (or suppress deep in our minds) during job interviews. After all, finals week is here again. And here I am, studying whilst birds sing and the sun rises. And this will remain the norm during this and every other finals week from now until I'm clutching that diploma in my hand.

Let's all wish each other luck this week.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Day I met Jantel Lavender

Sports writing, and writing for The Lantern in general, has become more systematic for me lately. I have much work and improving still to accomplish, I think I always need to say that. But I think the first step in my journey to "improving" has come in the last two weeks as I've been writing greater quantities of articles with less and less stress. That's a good feeling.

It isn't up to me to decide if the content I produce is "good" or not but my personal feeling about some work I did on Wednesday was that it was a clutch performance in terms of collecting quotes. Even better, I got my work done early and was able to enjoy some free time today.  


You do not appreciate life's precious gifts, like free time, until they are violently ripped from your unsuspecting hands. Work from my three classes has been overwhelming at times. You might say I've been flooded with work in the same way that water floods yours lungs when you're drowning in the middle of the ocean and sinking to the sea floor.

Not to exaggerate or anything.

Aside from a lack of free time this quarter, something else we ripped from my hand today – my hand itself.


So I was at Women's basketball interviews today. It was a joyous thing because there was a lot of buzz because they're starting their postseason. I had the privilege of talking to senior center Jantel Lavender


By the time I got to talk to Jantel, practice must have been over for roughly 30 minutes. So there wasn't even a hint of competitive basketball taking place in the gym or anything... but I think she thought she was scrimmaging me during the interview because she swatted my recording device.

Thats right — in a display of super-human strength, Jantel Lavender swatted my recorder out of my hand.

I went back to listen to the interview later and the impact of her paw on my recorder could most closely be compared to the sound of a meteorite striking the face of the Earth.

It was an awkward moment, for sure. We kind of stared at each other and I just said it was fine and we continued on. I decided not to bend down and pick up my arm, which had been detached from my body as a result of the force of her blow, until after the interview. And that was fine, she helped me out to my car and stuff.

We threw my arm in my hatchback.

Jantel is a very animated person though, seriously. Do read my Q&A with her, Brittany Johnson and Sarah Schulze in today's paper. Women's Big Ten Tournament begins this weekend. I'll be in Indy reporting.

Wish me safe travels as I'm almost certain my license has been suspended due to a passed-due speeding ticket

The original moving violation dates back to November was received while covering men's soccer for The Lantern. Pat Brennan is the author or zero books and one horrendous blog.